Hey guys, It’s poetry time again! I got another funny poem to share with you. This time, it’s about a scary, fat, and giant monster, so beware!
Anyway, here’s the poem.
Scary, Fat and Giant Monster
There is a giant monster somewhere
near the Indian sea.
It is as fat and furry and
as scary as can be.
It has three funny looking horns
and one eye on its head.
Its claws are sharp and spiky
and its eyes are crimson red.
Were it to jump up 10 miles high
and fall down with a ‘BOOM!’
The whole Earth would then shake and shake
we’d think we were at doom.
If you throw it an onion it
would stand there and just cry.
The noise would break some glasses
and the folks would say, “Oh my!”
Beware folks, for it’s coming to you
right this very now.
The giant monster knows exactly
where you live, somehow.
I’m gonna tell you the best thing yet
which is quite contrary:
The scary, fat and giant monster
I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!